first to be chosen!

Me: Oh, I have an idea! *writes "poke me with a stick" on a piece of paper and attaches it to Sasuke's back*

Me: YAY! EMO BOYS DEAD! Now, onto the next order of business. *duct tapes self to kakashi's back*

Kakashi: O.o

Sasuke is dead... Now onto Barney!

Barney...*shivers*

Barney! You will share the same fate as Sasuke! MUHAHAHA *grabs knife and jumps on Barney*

Barney: WAA! HELP MEEEE!

ME: THERE'S NO HELP FOR YOU NOW! HAHAHA!!!!!

*twitching violently*

Barney...eveil...Barney...evil...Barney...evil...

*continues to mumble in fetal position*

Don't worry, good citizens... Barney is "terminated."

*rocks bask and fourth*

Kashi-kun: Keiko?! are you alright?

Me: *still rocking*

NOOO! How could you? BARNEY! I'LL RESURECT YOU! *runs off to get resurecting tools*

Pari: *walks up* I had the oddest feeling that I was being called... Oh well... *see's Sasuke* NOOO! Sasuke-kun! *throws self on Sasuke's body, sobbing*

I lay out sticks for anyone who wants to join in the poking and than continue to poke Sasuke and laugh evilly. "Ummm...Girl clutching Sasuke's lifeless body, could you move a little, you're in the way of my fun..." Hears talk of resurrecting Barney. "Nevermind, as you were, that sounds like more fun!"

Pari: *growls* NO! AWAY FROM MY SASUKE-KUN! LET ME MOURN IN PEACE!

Frosty: *trying to drag large armour in*

"Whatever girly, I'm off to watch Barney be resurrected." Walks off humming. "Say, of you can ressurect the dead doesn't that mean you can bring Sasuke back? Than we could all take turns torturing and killing him... Or in that growling girl's case, loving him..." Shudders.

Frosty: Growling girl? Oh! You mean Pari! She's a fangirl... I prefer to disect him! *starts shoving Barney into armour*

I HATE barney...he always scared the living crap outta me...

Me: I'll watch Barney get ressurected, too. *(thinking) ha! So I can kill him AGAIN!*

Me: But first I will poke Sasuke a lot... MOVE, FANGIRL! *shoves her off Sasukes back*

Fangirl: WAAAH!


Me: *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* *poke* (etc)...

Me: (while poking Sasuke) This is fun! Uhhmm, is Barney resurrected yet? *evil smile*

*joins in poking*

(Her name is 'PARI' not 'Fangirl' and she is my character. You can't use her. Even in OOC.)

Pari: DIE YOU SASUKE-POCKING SCUM! DIE OR I'LL USE MY SUMMONING JUTSU ON YOUR ARSE!

Frosty: ... maybe. *standing protectively in front of armour*

(I watched Barney till I was seven... Heh. It's just not the same anymore though...)

He scared me ever since I was three...

Me: Frosty, how does one actually go about resurrecting a giant purple dinosaur....

Frosty: Simple! You just use that card Yami used to bring back Tristens original voice in the Abridged! Or you can do what I'm doing now, if you don't have that card. Um... Does anyone have a large vat of chocolate?

Pari: I DO! *pulls out of thin air*

Frosty: WTF?

Pari: It's a girl must have!

Frosty: It is?!?!

Pari: Sure! Haven't you ever gone through a break-up before?

Frosty: *muttering* I'd have to go out with someone first...

Dicky Smothers: *starts balancing on rail around chocolate vat* *falls in* FIRE!

lol, thats funny...

Frosty: FIRE? WHERE? I WANNA WATCH IT BURN!

Dicky Smothers: There isn't a fire. I'm stuck in the chocolate...

Frosty: Why the f*cking hell would you yell fire?

Dicky Smothers: *muttering* nobody would save me if I yelled 'chocolate'...

Frosty: What?

Dicky Smothers: Nobody would save me if I yelled 'CHOCOLATE'!

Frosty: This seems vaguely familiar... *thinking* *thinking* *thinking* *brain crashes from to much thought* OMFG! YOU'RE DICKY SMOTHERS! FROM THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS! *glomps* SING 'MIDEOCER FRED!'

Frosty wrote:(Her name is 'PARI' not 'Fangirl' and she is my character. You can't use her. Even in OOC.)

Pari: DIE YOU SASUKE-POCKING SCUM! DIE OR I'LL USE MY SUMMONING JUTSU ON YOUR ARSE!

Frosty: ... maybe. *standing protectively in front of armour*

(I watched Barney till I was seven... Heh. It's just not the same anymore though...)

Oops, sorry. I don't know much about roleplaying... Or whatever we are doing.

Me: Mkay, fine, I decided I'm not going to re-kill Barney.. That'd be wrong... *continues to poke Sasuke*