BEER! (liquid bread)

I ish disturbed. If you did that in OUR church, I would had to take a blood sacrifice from both of you.

You'll be surprised the funny places people in my school have sex..
Lemme think
-Headteachers Office
-Roof
-Supply cupboard
-A fairground ride
-Under a parked car
-Inside the stage
- And others I cant remember
Heh.. but you gotta realise my school is full of bastard chavs who have no f*cking brains and if they did their usually drunk anyway...

They don't give a crap if they get pregnant, I'm assuming. They only reason I wann keep my virginity til after I'm married is so I don't get pregnant til then....

Yeah, your probably right keiko, about them not caring if they get pregnant..
But the real point is; Do you REALLY give a sh*t? 'Cus I sure as hell dont.
Lol... roof-fetish..

I usually tease my friend about her 'SSHS', otherwise known as, the secret squirrel (sp?) hidding spot.

Where all the squirrelies store their nuts for the winter. (NOT acorns either O.o)

This all could have been avoided if her BF wasn't a squirrel... not literally. We call him that cuz he just nibbles at his food, like the little squirrely he is!!!

Hehe... so she goes to the squirrel spot with her BF and examines "nuts"?
.. does anyone else think that could be an inuendo?

Does anyone think that COULDN'T be an inuendo? It's so obvious it's got a neon sign, noise makers, a guy on a soap box, AND is handing out free money.

What's inuendo? Sorry, but I'ma idiot.

*sigh*
What are you.. five?
An (sexual, usually) inuendo is a meaning, obvious or not, behind a statement.
For example; "Lets go to my place for coffee" is an inuendo for "Let's go to my place and do it".
And im not explaining what "do it" means either ratha, i would of hoped you can figure it out for yourself >.>

NO! I am 11! Er.. I mean 12!
So, that's what innuendo means. <.<
And I'm not that idiotic for you to tell me what 'do it' means. <.<

Could of fooled me...

<.< NO I couldn't have.
You're too smart for me to fool you.

Random dude: Uhm, this isn't the Sarcasm Club.

Me: Yea I know. I just wanted to be sarcastic.

*Sigh*
Try talking, without the moronity, that is.

No, dumbass, I can't talk without the moronity.
Know why? Cuz I'm a moron!
Baka...

Don't get all japo' on me!
Ja, er ist eine Scheisskopf, HA! Und Ich bin god oder Karotten.
Bizz'nitch.

?
What?

You went all bilingual on me, so i retaliated in kind.
for example, you said sometihng japanese, so I said some german.
btw, im really crap at german, but I think what I said made SOME sense... i think 0.0

yee voiy! mi sckut jrana! ah map aht dohng seiy!
guhbal ningaing oht toum ey! deich deich uyy!
take that for bilingual!

touche' darkie, touche'

If you're gonna call me darkie,
then please change the 'ie' to a 'y'.

Not gunna happen, DarkIE.
hehehe

Fine. Whatever.

The Secret Squrrel hiding spot isn't a plave exactly. Its a human body part were squrrels hide their nuts! duhr~



Owie! Shadow's arm hutz I had to get a tetnus yesterday and it hurts! Why did i have to get a tetnus? I stepped on a rusty nail that went through my foot. Ironically, the tetnus hurts worse than the foot right now... only cuz the doctor put numbing stuff on it. Tomorrow i have to get blood work done in the same arm... Thats really going to hurt!!!!!!!

Poor you...
*Tries to stifle laughter*

Tetnus ?