The club of Randomness!

*shrugs* I don't have to kill you for that. I leave you to THEM. *points at the members of the religion I accidently created five years ago about a muffin god named Jibu*

yea i prefer ino instead of sakura.
but i hate her cuz she has pink hair.

ino is a beotch. hate her. well, not hate...

I'm not even going to attempt to convert you guys cuz I realze that you all hate sakura...


hinata and naruto or sasuke and naruto?

NONE!
i pick shinoXhina or
kibaXhina

I don't hate Sakura.

Random person: Erm... The sarcasm club is that way... *points*

No, really. I don't. Sakura's cool in Shippuden. Before that though...

See, as I said before, I hate NON-SHIPPUDEN Sakura...

The most Sakura did with a weapon before shippuden is wave it around aimless while shouting at sasuke or naruto to help her.
Lazy cow

yes! finally someone who understands me! sakura was useless before shippuden but i still dont like her. or sas-gay.

Frosty wrote:I don't hate Sakura.

Random person: Erm... The sarcasm club is that way... *points*

No, really. I don't. Sakura's cool in Shippuden. Before that though...

See, as I said before, I hate NON-SHIPPUDEN Sakura...

yes, so do i...except in those freakishly rare moments when shewas actually an OK fighter...

Katoso_shunin wrote:The most Sakura did with a weapon before shippuden is wave it around aimless while shouting at sasuke or naruto to help her.
Lazy cow

have you forgotte sakura blizzard jutsu (cant remember non-dubbed name)

Can we stop the Sakura bashing and bash someone that REALLY deserves it? Like Konan? Or Karin? Or Kabuto? (I think I have a problem with 'K' names...) Or Kimbly, even though he aint in Naruto? Or Winry, though she's from FMA too...? Or Ino. She's good for bashing too...

Frosty wrote:Can we stop the Sakura bashing and bash someone that REALLY deserves it? Like Konan? Or Karin? Or Kabuto? (I think I have a problem with 'K' names...) Or Kimbly, even though he aint in Naruto? Or Winry, though she's from FMA too...? Or Ino. She's good for bashing too...

First off; What the hell is wrong with K names?! *depressed*
And second, ino is teh smexy. If anything you should bash people like.. I dunno...
Mitsuri.. or whatever her name is.. the one girl from the sand village who might be paired up with gaara
Of course, I hate people like Kakazu... for some reason he annoys me...
And I do hate kiba... dont ask me why, i just do.

I dunno. I was just thinking about characters I hate… and most of their names start with K… or R… Odd. Though many of my friends names start with K…

You hate Kakuzu? How could you? He's awesome! *pause* Okay, Kima, I said it. You can take the gun from my head now… obsessive, fangirlish, freak… Not that I'm one to talk… Oh, and… yeah! She should go die. GAARACHU is MINE! *huggles Gaara possessively and pets his head* My precious…

Gaara: *sweatdrop* Frosty?

Frosty: Hai, Gaara-kun?

Gaara: You're doing it again.

Frosty: Oops! Sorry, dear.

Gaara needs friends!

Gaara: I do?

Katoso: Hell yea! Your too much of a pushover!

Gaara: But Frosty-chan scares and turns me on at the same time...

Katoso: Too much info 0.o Any ways! You need beer!

Gaara: Huh? Why?

Katoso: No man is complete without ale in their life! Whats the worst that could happen? Frosty could get pretty?

Gaara: Dont insult Fr-*Has a beer bottle shoved in his mouth*

Katoso: Shut up and drink!

Gaara is not a pushover
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Meh Gaarachu is NOT a pushover... Except when it comes to me, and that's understandable. I scare Shukaku, so doing what I wan't, when I wan't it, is more of a survival tactic...)

Frosty: NO! Gaara can NOT have alcohal! It's a REALLY bad idea! *yanks beer away* Plus, I can't have any because I'm pregnant again...

Gaara: And who's fault is that?

Frosty: Yours, baka.

Gaara: Oh. Right.

Frosty: So, yeah, I don't get none, neither does he!

Katoso: *Doesnt care* More for me! *drinks*

Gaara: Aww... please....

Katoso: The lady said no. And your the one tied to her, so its your problem bub.

Gaara: But..

Katoso: *shakes his head*

Gaara: Damn. What CAN I do then? Remembering if Frosty can't do it I can't do it

Katoso: hmm.. you could... urm, whistle?

Gaara: Thats not too fun.

Katoso: Well you think of something smartass!

Frosty: We could... I dunno... Go skydiving? Or... WE COULD LIGHT KONAN ON FIRE!

Gaara: Well, at least it sounds exciting...

Frosty: GREAT! *grabs Gaara and Katoso and starts draggin' 'em off* LETS GO SKYDIVING! Gaara, you'll be my partner. Katoso... go grab someone!

Katoso: *grabs a beer bottle* All set!

Gaara: Thats not a person..

Katoso: But.. I havent got nobody *sudden bout of depression*

Gaara: Don't get depressed now...

Katoso: I'm not.. its just... *sniffle*

Gaara: Just what?

Katoso: I only had one beer... and it's empty *sob*

Frosyt: Well you shouldn't be drinking infront of me anyway! *thwacks bottle out of Katoso's hand*

Gaara: *ish crying over the beer*

Frosty: Oh, not you too! WHAT THE F(EFFFF) IS GOING ON HERE?!?!

Katoso: BEER?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah well, at least I drank it.. so its just glass really... and anyway why the hell are you crying Gaara?

Gaara: Spur of the moment I guess.

Katoso: Do we have to set Konan on fire? I like her

Gaara: I just wanna kill deidara...

Katoso: Thats understandable.Too bad you suck.

Gaara: WHAT?!

Katoso: You heard me... now your all 'goody-goody', you won't be able to kill diedara... you'll beat him, then let him go in mercy or something...

Gaara: Thats not true!..is it?

Katoso: The Gaara before the chunin exams was awesome... but NOW... I just dont know anymore...

yea. before chuunin exams, he was awesome. xpi still like him cuz he got red hair. and no killing dei! i like him!

katoso: it's jest one person. i wanna kill him!

me: no! go kill pein! i dont like him.

Wait a minute, I said GAARA wanted to kill dei, not me- even fact, I quite like deidara, hes looks awesome, and he blows people up!

Ratha: Lets go kill Pein!

Katoso: ..Why?

Ratha: I don't like him!

Katoso: ...I dont like you...So is it fair if I kill YOU then?

Gaara: No...

Katoso: *frowns at Gaara* Why not?

Gaara: Because beleive it or not, your a good guy- meaning that your not able to kill anyone in anger... ever.

Katoso: But..

Gaara: No exeptions.

Katoso: Damn you anime rules! *shakes fist* Bah, I was joking anyway.....
Well then, since I need a partner... *offers Ratha a hand into the randomness plane of sky-diving-ness* Hop in!

Frosty: NO! You canNOT kill Bannana-chan! He is my father, yeah! As for Gaara... that's my job!

Gaara: What?

Frosty: Well, yeah, I'm imortal, and I don't want to watch you grow old, but you won't convert to Jashanism, so... *stabs Gaara and goes off to find Sasori* SASO-KUN! I need you to make me a puppet! I'll pay you in Pledge!

Sasori: *poofs in* did I hear 'Pledge'?

Frosyt: Puppet first. Pledge later.

Sasori: Oh fine... *takes Gaara's body and goes off to make puppet*

Katoso: OMFG YOU KILLED GAARA!

Kyle: You bastard!

Katoso: And wtf is the point of being immortal, without knowing death is coming, life is meaningless and sh*t. Plus, you cant kill gaara with ONE stab!

Gaara: *weakly* He's.. right...

Katoso: You do it like this! *Pulls out a two-handed katana and chops Gaara's head off* NOW hes dead. Though... you might wanna put his head in a cooler or something before it goes mouldy.

Frosty: WTF! YOU JUST CHOPPED MY HUSBANDS HEAD OFF! *starts sewing Gaara's head back on* I NEED TO MAKE A PUPPET OUT OF THAT! *runs off with Gaara and Sasori to make a puppet of the Gondaime Kazekage*

Sasori: Will I get Pledge?

Frosty: Yes.

Sasori: *makes fast work of puppet* GIVE ME PLEDGE!

Frosty: *examines Gaara* WTF! HIS HEADS ON BACKWARDS!

Sasori: ... oops.